Efusjon is poised to take over the world (or at least Facebook) and will either become the fastest way to end a conversation amongst friends, family and casual acquaintances or single-handedly pull America out of this recession. Or so they tell me. Truthfully, I'd rather not know why an energy drink needs an iPhone and Facebook app or how I can become a distributor. I just want to know how it tastes and if the added boost of adrenaline is going to have me bouncing off the walls of my cubical.
The idea of a healthy energy drink is rather appealing even if it seems like an oxymoron. I mean, seriously, how could anything healthy be low in calories and provide an endless source of energy? More importantly are people that down a dozen cans of [insert energy drink of choice] in a week really trying to be healthy? Maybe that's not the point.
Made from Acai berries, fruit extract, carbonated water and crystalline fructose, Efusjon Edge can't escape without tasting like medicine, but at least it isn't as tart as a Red Bull. In fact it tastes, with no surprise considering its contents, rather fruity and sweet like the grape cough syrup that made getting sick as a child almost worthwhile. I'm told, by those more knowledgeable in these matters, that if properly mixed with an adult tonic it would make from a rather delicious beverage (even if it smells like a bowl of Cheerios and beer).
Efusjon Raw is essentially the same as Edge only a little less sweet and is caffeine-free, which again seems like a bizarre quality for an energy drink, but seems to have the same amount of kick without leading to the antsyness or shakes. Source>>>
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